a bunch of dude stand around a round table with their erections lying on the table. a girl lays on the table spins her around and what ever dick she stops at, she has to suck
by bigbadmet July 3, 2007

The Jesus wheel a frase from the term "Jesus take the wheel". It is used in a bad situation where you call it out to be able to get threw your problem. It was also used in a song by Carrie Underwood.
Guy: "OMG WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE"
Other guy: "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!"
Guy: " since we are in a bad situation we will use the Jesus Wheel!"
Other guy: "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!"
Guy: " since we are in a bad situation we will use the Jesus Wheel!"
by Jo Ritter West September 23, 2017

by Craq September 12, 2005

by Bilbal February 24, 2020

A reference to the Australian movie 'Crackerjack' (2003). The Wheel of Cheese is an item at the staid Cityside Bowling Club. It is meant to be used to make cheese and crackers...and ONLY cheese and crackers! In the film it is misused by the central character to make an actual sandwich and is used as a device to suggest the tearing down of a particular sacred cow.
by majmeyer May 27, 2012

When a person is using a public washroom and the occupants in the stalls next to them are having a conversation that they are not included in. The person excluded from the conversation is the turd wheel.
Three people are using a public washroom. Two of these people are friends and the other is a random person. The two friends have a conversation while taking a team poo. The other person is excluded from the conversation, becoming the turd wheel, and left to poop by their lonesome.
by KraftDeaner November 16, 2016

to go around and ride the various sides which a female anatomy provides. Once you are bored with the ride, proceed in a cold hard bitch-slap
by JIM HAT October 15, 2004
