A long-suffering baseball team that has jumped to life. Currently holds the best record in the NL and has sat atop the NL East for most of the season. The team is powered by sensations Stephen Strasburg, Gio Gonzalez, Steve Lombardozzi, Ryan Zimmerman, Bryce Harper, and Ian Desmond, to name a few. Along with a core of young talent the team is fueled by veterans with game such as Adam LaRoche, Jayson Werth, and Mike Morse. Their destiny? To shut up anyone who dares mock Nats Town anymore. Making fools of naysayers and former champions everywhere.
"The Washington Nationals have swept the Phillies in four games in the Phils' own park."
"The Nats have the best team ERA in baseball."
"Bang, zoom, curly W! Nats win again!"
"Show your NATITUDE!"
"The Nats have the best team ERA in baseball."
"Bang, zoom, curly W! Nats win again!"
"Show your NATITUDE!"
by TheSwirl June 28, 2012
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"Before we have have sex tonight, I'm going to be washin the undercarriage since I just worked out at the gym." Said Sarah to her hot, huge dicked husband.
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by Chris Taber February 15, 2009
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No Minutes: Wtf you want, you wasting my minutes bitch.
What are you sayin maaaaaaan?
No Minutes: Wtf you want, you wasting my minutes bitch.
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Amanda Knox, Tend Bundy and Angie Mentink are just a few of the most well known University of Washington attendees.
by Nateers August 16, 2011
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The undergrad students (AKA Fuskies or Dawgs) comprise mainly of Asian-Americans, foreigners, and spoiled white kids who cannot properly function well in life if living anywhere 20 miles farther from their parents. Others include smelly hippies, unhealthy North Face wearing chicks, male homophobes who are stuck in mid-90's era A&F styling, friendly fags, cranky dykes and occasional African-Americans from the sports teams.
The majority of these class-less kids are delusional idiots who thought they could get into UC Berkley, Stanford or some east coast Ivy League school back in high school, but ultimately got rejected on many occasions. As a result, they make the mistake that their undergrad education at UW is far superior than anyone else, but in truth is comparable to any community college in the Seattle area. The students also suffer from a "superiority complex" in which they exaggerate their self-worth, bloat their egos, stroke their friends' egos, act elitist and poke fun at other PAC-10 schools because it makes them feel better when mommy & daddy is not around to boost their self-esteem with cupcakes every morning.
Campus is dangerous with muggers, thugs and rapists.
The undergrad students (AKA Fuskies or Dawgs) comprise mainly of Asian-Americans, foreigners, and spoiled white kids who cannot properly function well in life if living anywhere 20 miles farther from their parents. Others include smelly hippies, unhealthy North Face wearing chicks, male homophobes who are stuck in mid-90's era A&F styling, friendly fags, cranky dykes and occasional African-Americans from the sports teams.
The majority of these class-less kids are delusional idiots who thought they could get into UC Berkley, Stanford or some east coast Ivy League school back in high school, but ultimately got rejected on many occasions. As a result, they make the mistake that their undergrad education at UW is far superior than anyone else, but in truth is comparable to any community college in the Seattle area. The students also suffer from a "superiority complex" in which they exaggerate their self-worth, bloat their egos, stroke their friends' egos, act elitist and poke fun at other PAC-10 schools because it makes them feel better when mommy & daddy is not around to boost their self-esteem with cupcakes every morning.
Campus is dangerous with muggers, thugs and rapists.
University of Washington on campus student clinic...
Doctor: "I hope you are taking your birth control pills."
Female UW Student: "I make sure I take them every morning"
Doctor: "You are a GREAT humanitarian."
Doctor: "I hope you are taking your birth control pills."
Female UW Student: "I make sure I take them every morning"
Doctor: "You are a GREAT humanitarian."
by SeattleSecretAgent April 21, 2011
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