Dog-washing is a sexual position created and made famous by pornstar Tony Eveready. It involves the female laying on her back while vertically projecting her vagina and anus. Then placing both male testicules in the gaping asshole (post anal coitus) and "flipping" the penis to insert it into the vagina effectively creating an epic double-penetration maneuver while requiring only one male.
When Tony was looking to add some spice to his love life he decided to "freak his bitch out" by filling up her "snug asshole" with his "nuts". He was later heard saying "I'm goin' wash your dog..." and dog-washing was created.
by The Sauce Owns August 03, 2006
by SixPoppin November 11, 2010
Refers to the people of Wrightsville Beach that can no longer handle the Lumina street scene...So they pack it up and move to the south-end.
by Catdaddy500 August 28, 2010
verb: to wit wash, wit washed, wit washing.
Wit washing is the act of utterly destroying an opponent with a single weapon of wit. Usually occurs when an intelligent and modest person is provoked by an ignorant asshole.
Note: Not to be confused with unoriginal, snarky remarks. Shit like that will land you in the asshole category. Ex: That's What She Said, Your Mom etc.
Wit washing is the act of utterly destroying an opponent with a single weapon of wit. Usually occurs when an intelligent and modest person is provoked by an ignorant asshole.
Note: Not to be confused with unoriginal, snarky remarks. Shit like that will land you in the asshole category. Ex: That's What She Said, Your Mom etc.
Dumb Bitch: "Since when is 'vag' an insult?! If I said "she's such a scrotum!" it would probably hit you funny, so think about how it feels to people who posses the body parts that you are using in a derogatory way. Thanks!"
Brian: "Don't have to be a dick about it"
Impressed crowd concurs: Wit Washed
Brian: "Don't have to be a dick about it"
Impressed crowd concurs: Wit Washed
by queensupreme February 24, 2011
When a very obese woman lays on a bed and 5 or more men cover her in there jizzz...thus washing the whale.
by adiesle May 21, 2011
people stating that native American culture has always had more than two genders is Trans washing history. although the fact is that the 2 spirits nonsense was only made up in the 90's.
by Aust_Neil November 25, 2022
by Pocono Joe December 13, 2010