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nordic walking

What you do when you have no self-respect and have given up on life
My psychologist says I'm depressed... Fuck it, I'm going Nordic walking!
by Speler May 19, 2016
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Walking gloves

Jane: Going out for a Sunday walk? Lucas: Indeed, just as soon as I slip my flesh forks into these fleece-lined walking gloves!
by Extremelybland December 17, 2008
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Walk of shame

1. When you slept with a guy in his family's house only to wake up in the morning having to take the walk of shame for having banged and slept with their beloved family member.

2. When you wake up in a guy's bed to his parents barging into the room, livid and yelling the mother escorts you out the house as you are half dressed and full of shame.
Cara: "so me and joey snuck into his parents house to have sex, in the middle of the night. After we fell asleep by accident and woke up in the morning naked under the sheets to the entire family watching me in disgust. I had to take the walk of shame} past his whole family feeling like a slut till I uber'd home.
by Homebodie August 29, 2017
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walk-in closet

A closeted married man who hosts young men when his wife is out shopping
I went over to this guys house and he was a total walk-in closet. His wife came back with shopping bags right as we were finishing up.
by killfukmary October 10, 2014
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Walking Limbo

When a person walking in the opposite direction as you changes direction when you change direction in an attempt to pass each other but you just end up awkwardly right in front of each other. trying change directions again.
Sorry I'm late, I got stuck in a really long walking limbo with that kid from Spanish with the bad hair.
by Kayleh March 6, 2009
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Coal Walk

Something unexpectedly badass done by someone not particularly badass, making the deed more unexpected and more badass.

IE: When Pam walked over burning coals in The Office.
Bob: Hey, did you see that episode of The Office where Pam did the coal walk?
Debbie: Yeah! She was totally badass! I didn't see it coming.

Dave: Yo! Did you hear Jessica got her nipple pierced?
Jack: Holy shit, for real? But she's like......so innocent! Damn...that's a coal walk!

Emma: Oh my god! Jack told me he loved me last night!
Shannon: Wow, really?
Emma: Yeah, it was so sweet! I totally didn't see it coming!
Shannon: Yeah, what a coal walk!
by dangeridiculous November 7, 2011
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Turd Walk

The weird wobbling walk one makes when they have to drop a deuce really bad to avoid shitting themselves.
Jim - Why the fuck is Steve you walking like a fairy?
Bob - I'm not sure, I think he's doing the Turd Walk
by zaq101 September 9, 2006
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