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Unicorn Ambush

A "practical joke" or show of bromantic affection where a guy jumps on the back of an unsuspecting guy and grabs that guy's genitals/penis (i.e. the unicorn's horn).
"Wow, I was just in the lobby and saw a drunk guy jump on another dude's back and grab his junk! He unicorn ambushed him in front of everyone!"
by Hola Gatino! February 19, 2009
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Golden Unicorn

Public urination with a "full erection"
Barry was really horny. He performed a Golden Unicorn in the mall fountain.
by stizzle kohizzle September 25, 2006
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unicorn dad

The man who's dedicated the rest of his life to making his Unicorn Mom happy and his little unicorn princesses have the best life possible.
After you've just learned what a Unicorn Mom is and tried to look up a title for yourself and found nothing so you created one.... UNICORN DAD!
by tmntdaddy November 11, 2017
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suicide unicorn

The shape of a driver's hand holding a cigarette up to the cracked window to let the smoke out so her passengers don't get cancer. The elbow is perched on the door, the wrist pulled back like a pony's neck, the cigarette pointing skyward. It looks like a pony but when you add the cigarette, it's a unicorn. Suicide because, of course, smoking kills you as dead as Russian roulette.
Jane swears there's no place to smoke anymore except her car. I passed her on the highway this morning and there she was, sportin' the suicide unicorn.
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Unicorn Kid

Unicorn Kid is a guy called Olly from Edinburgh who is a 17 year old DJ, he is a rising star in the Techno scene and has a lot of talent.
unicorn kid was amazing at that gig in inverness!
by Insomnia! November 29, 2009
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unicorn snuggle

To spoon when the man has a boner
by Jtheanimal36 September 29, 2017
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unicorn inch

When autocorrect changes your search of 'Unicorning'.
I tried to urban dictionary Unicorning but it auto corrected to Unicorn Inch. There was no meaning for it so I gave it one.
by MissFuuFuu September 25, 2013
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