When you're holding in a poop with everything you have, cold sweat dripping down your forehead and you finally, barely make it to the toilet in time. Only then do you get to hear the glorious orchestral sound of the gravy trumpets
Feet swinging beneath the stall door, I knew that kid had to be done soon, he’s just playing with my emotions now. Finally he exits and asks “are you okay Mr?”
As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.
As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.
by Chung July 22, 2024
by Ruthless Collector October 22, 2023
Verb. Pronounced: "Trump It"
When you emotional tweet about something as if a twelve year-old would.
When you emotional tweet about something as if a twelve year-old would.
You're drunk Jimmy, don't go trumpeting about cultural appropriation. Just pass me the goon sack you gronk.
by nou June 06, 2018
A instrument that cannot beat the Trombone which was made to replace it. One of the worst instruments
by jobug0228 June 07, 2022
omg did you see that trumpet over there???
omg yeah they are being so dramatic
mhm, AND LOOK they just called the police on a black person for a water gun???
omg yeah they are being so dramatic
mhm, AND LOOK they just called the police on a black person for a water gun???
by Sophia not the first October 20, 2020
by anonymous October 17, 2023
The trumpet, a very nice instrument. The problem is the people playing it. 9.9999/10 they are too loud and 99.9999% of the time, the trumpets are assholes.
by Yeetyeetboreet February 19, 2019