Being a beastly animal, you're the real deal. The manliest of men, the coolest of cool. Or at least you think you are.
by Dirt Runner June 22, 2016
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My cat is a bully, he thinks he is a real tiger - too bad for him he's so small!
My cat is a bully, he thinks he is a real tiger - too bad for him he's so small!
by Quazixi August 16, 2016
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Those whom are in possession of this sacred substance are immune from the effects of: face melting, weeping children standing over your exploded body, and the effects of 7 and 8 gram rocks.
Carl "I got tiger blood, man,"
Bill "Whats that? It sounds disgusting"
Carl "No man, its great, I don't have to worry about my face melting, weeping children standing over my exploded body, or the effects of 7 and 8 gram rocks!"
Bill "Will it be magic?"
Carl "So much so that I wont remember you, but you will remember me for the rest of your life!"
Bill "Whats that? It sounds disgusting"
Carl "No man, its great, I don't have to worry about my face melting, weeping children standing over my exploded body, or the effects of 7 and 8 gram rocks!"
Bill "Will it be magic?"
Carl "So much so that I wont remember you, but you will remember me for the rest of your life!"
by The ma-sheen March 19, 2011
Get the Tiger Blood mug.A sudden and surprising blow delivered by the palm of the hand while shouting "Tiger Claw!". Most effective on friends and bystanders idly waiting or eating. Usually performed by middle class Caucasian boys having absolutly no formal martial arts training but wishing nonetheless to be cool like Bruce Lee.
by Dauntless June 25, 2005
Get the tiger claw mug.An aggressive, audacious, or fierce parasitic individual who incessantly tries to get your stuff free of charge and never has anything to give back.
Not your ordinary mooch, but the epitome of a life, blood, patience, time and resource sucking leech. The Mooch Tiger usually doesn’t have a real job or means of employment. His job is to live off of YOU. He's not just a fake friend in a temporary state of need, but he's “family”, or “like family” because that’s what he’s always calling you, and he’s constantly facing one downturn and temporary setback after another, that for some reason, he feels the need to share with you. This info about his circumstances usually comes shortly before he hints at needing some assistance from you and somehow he knows exactly when you have the resources to help him fix his dilemma. A real Mooch Tiger will never admit that he is broke. Why? Because YOU’RE never broke, and in his mind, if you’re okay, than he’s okay too.
Not your ordinary mooch, but the epitome of a life, blood, patience, time and resource sucking leech. The Mooch Tiger usually doesn’t have a real job or means of employment. His job is to live off of YOU. He's not just a fake friend in a temporary state of need, but he's “family”, or “like family” because that’s what he’s always calling you, and he’s constantly facing one downturn and temporary setback after another, that for some reason, he feels the need to share with you. This info about his circumstances usually comes shortly before he hints at needing some assistance from you and somehow he knows exactly when you have the resources to help him fix his dilemma. A real Mooch Tiger will never admit that he is broke. Why? Because YOU’RE never broke, and in his mind, if you’re okay, than he’s okay too.
The Mooch Tiger lives a lifestyle beyond his means because he knows how to charm his way into the lives of other people who have the resources he’s after. You can always catch him standing very close to the man, or woman, with the money. He’s the guy in VIP with no actual job, drinking for free and basking in the limelight reserved for the “talent”. He’s popular by association and his resume is filled with the names of important people he knows, not accomplishments he’s made on his own. He’s like a parasite, he’s never driving his own car, never staying at his own place, and he’s always “helping out” his current host. If you look closely, the only “helping” a Mooch Tiger does is help their current host spend their own money and exhaust all their resources, before complaining about how ungrateful the host is, and then moving on to a new victim. Many times the Mooch Tiger strikes before you are even aware you have been bitten.
The only way to get rid of a Mooch Tiger is to poach his @ss. You must cry BROKE at every turn, create a sob story of your own, and most importantly, start asking the Mooch Tiger for money EVERY SINGLE TIME he comes into contact with you. You know he doesn’t have it, and if he did, he wouldn’t give it to you anyway, but that’s not why you ask a Mooch Tiger for money… it’s because it’s Mooch Tiger REPELLENT. Lastly, learn to say the following phrase, let it be your mantra: “F*ck You, Pay Me!”
The only way to get rid of a Mooch Tiger is to poach his @ss. You must cry BROKE at every turn, create a sob story of your own, and most importantly, start asking the Mooch Tiger for money EVERY SINGLE TIME he comes into contact with you. You know he doesn’t have it, and if he did, he wouldn’t give it to you anyway, but that’s not why you ask a Mooch Tiger for money… it’s because it’s Mooch Tiger REPELLENT. Lastly, learn to say the following phrase, let it be your mantra: “F*ck You, Pay Me!”
by BossLady69 December 2, 2013
Get the Mooch Tiger mug.1.A powerful kick swung into the victim's crotch from behind, while they are unaware of your presence.
The motion is performed with a running start. The leg is swung upwards, punting the victim's crotch.
The victim is usually reduced to a crumpled mass of quivering flesh, holding his or her crotch, in massive pain.
Related to: tiger strike
2.Referance to "Legend of the Tiger's Claw" an amateur film that is in production, created by a pair of Canadian high school students, inspired by a friend's kung fu style antics, and the tiger claw attack described above.
The motion is performed with a running start. The leg is swung upwards, punting the victim's crotch.
The victim is usually reduced to a crumpled mass of quivering flesh, holding his or her crotch, in massive pain.
Related to: tiger strike
2.Referance to "Legend of the Tiger's Claw" an amateur film that is in production, created by a pair of Canadian high school students, inspired by a friend's kung fu style antics, and the tiger claw attack described above.
-"TIGER CLAW!!!"
-"AUAUUUUUGGHH!!!! OH MY GOD!!! MY NUTSACK!!! AAHH!!!"
-"Haha! That guy got tiger clawed right in the sack!!"
-"AUAUUUUUGGHH!!!! OH MY GOD!!! MY NUTSACK!!! AAHH!!!"
-"Haha! That guy got tiger clawed right in the sack!!"
by Trawn January 29, 2006
Get the tiger claw mug.A female significant other not to be messed with in a dispute; its' her way or no way. She's the boss and ya better remember that, or its' a sure ride in the meat wagon .
Witness of the scene,
"Boy, when she saw him with that other chick, she turned into a tigerbengal gal. Just get outa her way, man!"
Friend, "Whatcha mean, Bub?"
Witness. "Well, all I can say is if your old lady is one of them kind,tigerbengal gal ,first thing, don't ever rile her; or if ya do, jus stay on the porch!"
"Boy, when she saw him with that other chick, she turned into a tigerbengal gal. Just get outa her way, man!"
Friend, "Whatcha mean, Bub?"
Witness. "Well, all I can say is if your old lady is one of them kind,tigerbengal gal ,first thing, don't ever rile her; or if ya do, jus stay on the porch!"
by Catholic Devil December 17, 2009
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