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Maria Teresa 

Maria Teresa is the most beautiful woman in the whole galaxy. She is unique and a sex symbol. She is very smart, beautiful and the best person in the world. She likes meat balls. She is the best human being sexy in the world.

Maria Teresa is so good that a name with 2 names is short. Even summing all names in the world won't be even close to her. She is THE BEST.
Maria Teresa has beautiful eyes
Maria Teresa by MonsieurLeChiffre November 22, 2021
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cheerleader threesome 

When two people soaking want to have action, so they have a third person jump on the bed.
Friend 1: Have you heard of the cheerleader threesome?
Friend 2: What?

Friend 1: Yeah, it's the more exciting form of soaking. Apparently it's really popular in Utah.
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hair salon threesome 

A scenario that one girl giving a guy a hairjob and the guy (who must have a haircut fetish), must also be shaving a second girl's head completely bald in a hair salon.
Guy 1: Emma, Sofia, and I had a hair salon threesome yesterday. Emma was giving me the hairjob and Sofia was the one who went bald.

Third Wheel Threesome 

A threesome which involves a single person and an already established couple.
John and Jennifer invited me to their house for a steak dinner; long story short: shit happened, and we ended up having a third wheel threesome.

Tyler's Threesome 

The act of having of raping a pregnant woman. Since there are technically three parties (the one committing the rape, the one getting raped, and the unborn baby) it could be considered a threesome. Originates from the Tyler The Creator song Tron Cat.
"Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome." Tyler, The Creator - Tron Cat.

ex:

Person A: "dude I fucked 2 bitches at the same time last night."
Person B: "stop fucking lying, the closest you'll ever get to that is pulling a tyler's threesome."

Mother Teresa 

Cumming over a womans face while she protects he hair with a towel.
She let me cum over her face last night but insisted on covering her hair. It was like wanking off over Mother Teresa!
Mother Teresa by Spikemac October 26, 2012

teresa1917 

someone who's fucking "thecrafter354" and has things like "O_O SONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and "CHARA FOR LIFE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!" in their ROBLOX bio.
Guy 1: I saw a girl on ROBLOX who's apparently dating someone named "thecrafter354" and has "#CHARA FOR LIFE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" in their ROBLOX bio.
Guy 2: Must be a teresa1917.
teresa1917 by jiwon522 May 1, 2020