by AlemCato July 21, 2020

A Coon Moon is a black mans ass check in the night. A man will coon moon during a drive by to scare the non gay gang.
RANDOM NIGGA: FUCK he is coon mooning.
OTHER RANDOM NIGGA: Don't look unless u on that gay shit.
NIGGA COON MOONING: Ya get the Fuc out before you become a gay ass nigga.
OTHER RANDOM NIGGA: Don't look unless u on that gay shit.
NIGGA COON MOONING: Ya get the Fuc out before you become a gay ass nigga.
by NAT the nantucket black May 9, 2019

Woman1: “Oh, I love your moon earrings!”
Woman2: “Of course. I know Mistress Moon. Do you?”
Woman1: “Why, yes😏. I’m regularly in contact with the Mistress.”
Woman2: “Of course. I know Mistress Moon. Do you?”
Woman1: “Why, yes😏. I’m regularly in contact with the Mistress.”
by Nethernina June 18, 2021

The process of religiously wacking off into a single piece of cloth or small towel over the span of weeks or months until it can stand up on it's own like the american flag placed on the moon by the astronauts. Typically made by members of the armed forces, monogamous business men, and teenagers at summer camp.
Dude, this is going to be a long deployment, I think I'll make a moon flag as an experiment and then see if I can break in it half before we go home.
by Poopsicle_8251 May 16, 2018

its when you have a lot of work for the next day and you want to do something much fun or important (or you just want to hide the fact that you have work to do but you dont want anybody to find out) during the day so you rather do it at night. best way to do it is wait till everybody is sleep at your house (if you live with some one)drink half a cup of coffe so you can sleep the few hours you have left but and be awaken when you are doing your work
by Neko sama October 15, 2018

"After finishing the deed last night with Christina, she dismounted off my unit and leaked moon goo all over my freshly washed linens!"
by Bizzy7 December 6, 2015

by teknologik May 28, 2009
