Screw you day

On the day 29 October.Anyone whose name begins with the following will be slapped 5 times:
A E C N W
1.“Hey it’s national Screw you day!
2.”oh yeah I forgot here slap my back.”
by PrivvSquahy! October 28, 2019
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Screw Canoe

A situation involving more than one person that is screwed from the start.
"I knew this was a screw canoe going down shit creek from the start"
by Kinty The Cat March 08, 2014
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screw your head on

Screw your head on, get your shit together. Stop acting like an idiot and grow up.
“You really need to screw your head on.”
by unitedstrawberries August 07, 2023
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crew screw

Is a cruise with rapist aboard which pick out 1 women and rape her aboard
that cruise was a crew screw
by flockaa September 15, 2010
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universal screw over theory

(noun)
People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.

It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.
John waived his right against Kelly when Kelly screwed him over, so by the universal screw over theory, he has to let Kelly off the hook when Kelly treats him impudently.
by Resbyall July 16, 2014
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Walsall screw melon

Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.
Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
by Willylaura July 06, 2022
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Screw the Urban Dictionary

An expression of dislike for sites that hate people who voted for President Trump.
"All the anti-Trump media are controlled by the same 6 worldwide corporations. Screw the Urban Dictionary, they're obviously controlled by them too."
by maranathasoon December 08, 2020
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