Nathan

A man who lives up to the hype, he must instagram his work out routine and videos of his dog who is basically the equivalent of a girlfriend. He plays FIFA on his wide screen tv and screams at the top of his little lungs if he misses a goal. Nathan will also steal dog food even when he has enough money to buy another house.

Dog: can you please pay attention to me?
Nathan : please go alway I’m just about to make a goal, FUCK I just missed it, FUCKING SHIT MAN!

by Izzzme January 19, 2019

Nathan

Nathans are usually very kind. They’re sweet and innocent. The small things always matter to nathans. Nathans enjoy playing there playstation mosyly fortnite but they hate xbox. Nathans are gorgeous in so many ways. Nathan will have a girlfriend who doesnt answer his calls and is probably cheeting on him or already has. nathan needs to wake up and see whats right in front of him is the best honest option

Guy1: Nathans girl kissed me last night she said they were on a “break” does he know!?
Guy2: No nathans clueless. She kissed me last night two and he hasnt got a clue
Guy3: She had sex with me 3 weeks ago bur i pray nathan never finds out
Nathans girl: oh he wont ever find out

by youngdaggerdickthatsmyhandld October 20, 2018

Nathan

the gayest, ugliest, most manipulative asshole, with a tiny peen. Probably a school shooter. All his friends circle jerk his ego because he's a sociopath with no real friends. Thinks he's above everyone else

Yo, look it's Nathan. Be nice to him, or he might shoot you

by snap is natebroomy April 3, 2019

nathan

the type of guy you would find in the corner of the women's bathroom blending up his piss and shit, the offering it to you. you could also find him in the air vent eating the lint and dust off the sides with a fork. he is the type of guy that would attempt to give an angry porcupine a hug.

oh my god, he's such a nathan

by pee.pee_poo.poo February 6, 2019

Nathan

a cringeaholic

I saw a Nathan and I couldn't stop cringing.

by BubblySnowflake May 11, 2019

nathan

a horny ass motherfucker who laughs like a seal. likes to steal, cheaper than a happy meal.
cringey af, likes to dab 24/7. tries to get everyone to touch his chest

u see that guy watching hentai in class? what a nathan

by Prexlcan November 12, 2018

Nathan

His dick is tiny it Must be Nathan

His dick is tiny it must be Nathan

by Rhys1635 May 12, 2018