dave matthews tickets

Code for DMT or dimethyltryptamine

Dude i've got those Dave Matthews Tickets, you ready to blastoff?

by Futchy December 20, 2017

tickergidget

when a woman slices a piece of blogna and shoves it up her butt with a fork

hey, i walked in on my mom performing a tickergidget last night

by booby feeler October 6, 2008

Ticktimization

Putting someone at a disadvantage as a result of 'tick box' policies and agendas.

He was a victim of company ticktimization.

by Modern Sage December 30, 2020

Ticked

angry or unpleasant.

“Toddy you are so ticked.” -miller

by Some bosman April 11, 2022

Creep-ticker

The new newsfeed that appears above the facebook chat that shows newsfeeds of obscure and random people and posts that you may have friends of friends with but have actually no personal contact with that person. Thus, creating a ticking timebomb for the moment you comment on a random status or picture making you look like the ultimate creeper.

Creeper comment- "This picture is hilarious"

Unknowing victim- "Who are you?"

Creeper comment- " Oh I am your girlfriend's cousin's best friend... sorry you showed up on my creep-ticker when I was chatting"

**Creeper thinks to himself DAMN you creep-ticker**

by eLMacK September 23, 2011

fruck tucket

to fruck tucket: (Verb) when one is on a long road trip with somebody, and end up hot boxing, and having sex in the vehicle.

fruck tucketulation: (Noun) A night spent smoking weed, and having sex.

fruck tuckaluking: (Adjective) extravagant, or outrageous, usually in reference to an act committed at a party.

The value of the Mercedes-Benz was greatly depleted, because of the numerous times it had been fruck tucketed.

Last friday I had a crazy fruck tucketulation with your girl.

Johnnie's party was one fruck tuckaluking night!

by youngmonkey September 29, 2011

shit thicket

A state of mind or situation in which every move you make is wrong; every action takes you deeper into the shit. Also: an unproductive area of disagreement or argument

1) "It feels like I've been stuck in a shit thicket for weeks." 2) "Let's not get into that shit thicket tonight"

by hotcrossbunjijumper February 13, 2015