Taylor Swift

The music industry.

"Taylor Swift is literally the music industry"
"OMG did you hear the music industry is releasing a new album?!!"

by loldontask February 15, 2024

SWIFTED

When a girl cuffs her bf's feet and hands and pulls her g string up his ass

Girl 1: what did you do to your bf last night?
Girl 2: I swifted his ass
Girl 1: about time

by Budaboy2025 August 11, 2025

Dr. Swift

Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.

Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"

by Hym Iam September 25, 2023

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is a god who has came down to teach us all of the amazing music that is out there.

She has songs teaching us life, love, friendship and terrible times which tell us that we can get through it by shaking it off.

Millie - OMG I love Taylor Swift! She is so inspirational
Zara - I hate her! Her music is soo bad
Indie - We understand that you have hate towards her bit pls kepp to yourself
Zara - Fine

*storms off while Millie and Indie high five*

Both - Taylor Swift rules!!

by ilovetaylorswift22 July 3, 2024

Taylor Swift

YOU KIT A WEDDING BOAT ON FIRE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Taylor Swift *Lights wedding boat on fire*

Hym "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Taylor swift

Taylor swift is a miserable capitalistic white trash cunt who can't let any other artist have their moment, she'll just go ahead and release the 300th version of her milquetoast reheated leftover piece of shit album jack antonoff wrote for her and her garbage brain dead fans will lap her vomit up like the idiotic imbeciles they are.

I hope Taylor swift's plane catches fire with her inside! 🥰🥰🥰

by Jealousnick May 23, 2024

I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!

When you act so childish to someone not supporting you, you become Donald Trump.

Taylor Swift: I endorse Kamala Harris
Donald Trump: I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!

by nb21-rz2k September 24, 2024