gash points

A scoring system designed to allow the fair distribution of sexual favours. Gash points may be achieved by the display of wit, athleticism, physical attributes (ie' genitals) intelligence, skills and wealth.

Playing the guitar while doing pressups? That's worth twenty gash points!

by scottsman_too_hotsman March 7, 2009

BOD point

The point at which there is no reason for you to be alive. The "better off dead" point.

Tom: I would say FML but i have no life to fuck. I'm at the BOD point.

by monkeyjameson33 February 9, 2010

Nub Points

Points one acquires throughout one's life based on their
experience and record on answering non-relevant questions.

Plus one nub points!

by Zed.0 October 9, 2010

Stony point

A minuscule town that lies between statesville and taylorsville. Nothing much to see. Filled with criminals, homeless people, and a gas station. Everyone is on meth and or heroin, doesn’t matter the age, whether it’s the 7 year olds that live in a one bedroom shack with their drugged out parents, or 70 year old grandparents. The speed limits are stupid and slow but it’s the only real structure the town has. If you are risking getting sent to rehab or a mental institution, stony is your best place to settle down! You’ll fit right in.

Dude I met this really cool girl tonight at this party! Hell yeah, where was she from? Stony point I think! Yeah bro you might wanna rethink that, also get checked for STDs

by whocarez September 6, 2021

FUPA Point

The point in continuous weight gain when one must make a conscience decision to start tucking in the overhanging belly fat in the waistband of pants. Usually resulting in a jump up in pants sizes and a fupa

After hitting his FUPA Point, Craig went from jeans size 38waist to size 46waist overnight.

by Wreediculous October 20, 2013

House points

Useless crap used to make teachers pets feel better and to make it seem like teachers aren't always dishing out detentions like oprah.

Mainly used in british schools.

Teacher: " here u go jimmy, have a house point for ur good behaviour"

Student: "miss can i go to the toile...."

Teacher: " YoU ShOuTeD OuT!!! DeTeNtIOn!!!"

house points are for good students/pushovers

by 69Jeff 420 September 25, 2019

point percy

To aim one's penis at the urinal.

Yeah, had a few tubes with the boys then just as the food arrived I had to point percy and wouldn't you know when I got back the mongrels had taken me steak.

by Ockerbloke November 26, 2007