Murphy

epic

damn bro that's so murphy

by cum69420 March 28, 2022

pulled a Murphy

When a woman knowingly accuses the wrong lover of paternity. She may have any of a number of reasons including child support, marriage, spite, to cover infidelity, etc.

Poor John paid child support for 5 years before he found out that Janet pulled a Murphy on him.

by FuryUSness November 20, 2017

Jason Murphy

Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game

You’re such a jason murphy
“goes offline”

by BallZuckerBurger August 1, 2021

Jasper Murphy

Sexiest man in raleigh hands down he is gorgeous and everyone lowkey hates him.

“Jasper Murphy is a sexy bitch”

by raleighguide69 July 27, 2018

Murphy-Mitchell

Someone’s Baby Mother who Has Daddy Issues and isn’t 99.9% safe also wears diapers

How yours life going ?

Eh it’s really Murphy-Mitchell

by Yeagotchushorty June 2, 2022

Bloody Murphy

When someone hocks a fat loogie and it has traces of blood in it.

Wow! Did you see that old man just hock a Bloody Murphy right there on the sidewalk!?!?! GROSS!

by DizzyNuts April 25, 2025

Murphy

To obstruct democracy; to refuse to do your job

As a little known administrator in an obscure office you can Murphy the peaceful transition of power of an established democracy

by DCC, MD November 18, 2020