moon hockey

A sport developed and posted on the internet so that you can win a bet with your girlfriend.

Girlfriend - "There are five types of hockey"
Me - "There are way more than that"
Girlfriend - "Oh yeah, like what?"
Me - "Um . . . Moon Hockey"

by Foopod November 6, 2010

moon flag

The process of religiously wacking off into a single piece of cloth or small towel over the span of weeks or months until it can stand up on it's own like the american flag placed on the moon by the astronauts. Typically made by members of the armed forces, monogamous business men, and teenagers at summer camp.

Dude, this is going to be a long deployment, I think I'll make a moon flag as an experiment and then see if I can break in it half before we go home.

by Poopsicle_8251 May 16, 2018

Little moon

We like the moon, it's only one and there's only nighttime which means it's valuable right? The baby is very valuable, so he is little moon

A : babe, where is our little moon ?
B : there he is, he sleep so tight

by Psikhe January 30, 2020

race to the moon

A drinking game played much like wizard stick where the empty beer is taped to the bottom of the next beer until you have formed a staff like beer can structure. The game is finished when it has reached the ceiling. It adds structural support to any room, and can make for a non structurally sound stripper pole.

Derek have you won the race to the moon yet?

Not quite yet I'm almost there.

by K Wess April 14, 2010

moon boom

a particularly loud and obnoxious fart

after eating a can of beans and 3 burritos, i let off a moon boom

by G.PoPs January 5, 2010

Moon Daddy

1. Love of my life. My Goddess.
2. Perfection
3. My reason for existing

Moon Daddy is a blessing from above. The most gorgeous , caring, sweet, sexiest person on the planet.

"Man , I wish Moon Daddy would notice me"

by itstheboi July 2, 2021

Moon Junhui

He is the most good looking guy I've ever seen. He's also a very funny person, he has a cat like personality which for me is very cute. He likes playing with his phone alot. He's very caring to his members which makes him a perfect boyfriend. He doesn't talk that much but he's very funny and smart. He's amazing at dancing, singing, and acting. His weird antics never fails us to laugh he's such a lovely man I love him so much it sucks to think that he's the only one in the world if I have a chance to marry him i'll probably would not hesitate to give him all my love and attention.

"Junhui is such a cutie"
"I believe in Moon Junhui supremacy!"
"Junhui is such a talented person, he is not a bed so DON'T SLEEP on him"

by minsung lubog123 June 8, 2021