Frozen Italian

the frozen italian is when you’re significant other takes a brand of italian meats and blends it up and molds it into a meat log freezes it and uses it as a strap-on.

hey hunny you want to get out the “Frozen Italian” tonight?

by she got a rack doe August 6, 2021

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Italian Creamstick

An Italian cream stick is where you rip off the end of a Italian bread stick, shove your dick into the breadstick and then cum in the breadstick and feed it to somebody.

"we had pasta that night so I gave her an Italian Creamstick for desert"

by Excalliburrito March 31, 2021

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Italian Taxes

A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.

American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!

by UnGenio January 30, 2020

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Italian Restraint

It's when an Italian is on a diet and someone offers them pasta

It takes Italian Restraint to say no to the pasta

by EMADcarey August 6, 2017

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Italian jackhammer

Participating in sexual intercourse with a man who is missing his legs while he is on top. Similar to the design of a gorilla tag character. This is fairly uncommon because most men have legs.

Since bob lost his legs, him and Veronica have been Italian jackhammering daily afterwards.

by Bongothebrute April 18, 2023

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