horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war

Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.

A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".

With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.

Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

by EdwardW266 April 13, 2011

You Can Stop Worrying About Grenades Now

The words of the German Operator Jäger as he places his Active Defense System.

Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.

by ItzaChaoza June 20, 2018

Lemon Grenade

A meme from portal 2

When life gives you lemons, make lemon grenades

by Some Idiot March 05, 2019

zimbabwe hand grenade

Smashing a closed beer bottle on the ground and yelling FIRE!!!

Jeff got thrown out of the bar last night for throwing several zimbabwe hand grenades.

by ToolHandle December 04, 2017

Smoke grenade

Sit on her face and fart while she is sucking your balls

I just smoke grenaded your mom Aaron

by {ttv}361yungdan1375 March 01, 2021

bloody grenade

When she's on her period, and you can only do anal. 3 seconda before cumming you pull the string (tamPIN) and yell "Bloody Grenade!!!", and then Explode!!

They hadn't seen eachother in weeks...
She was so horny on her period, that he gave gave her a Bloody Grenade!

by RowRnLiX May 22, 2022

Bloody Grenade

When she's on her period, and you can only do anal. 3 seconda before cumming you pull the string (tamPIN) and yell "Bloody Grenade!!!", and then Explode!!

They hadn't seen eachother in weeks...
She was so horny on her period, that he gave gave her a Bloody Grenade!

by RowRnLiX May 22, 2022