Basic White Guy Kit:
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.
by Cracklinbacon December 02, 2024
Hym "Ha! Hahahaha! I liked that he tried to sneak 'protecting kids' in there. Hey, I'm not protecting your kids is the women aren't fucking. And YOU are not doing your morality. You are actively stealing from a guy who said he would kill your kids if you stole from. So you can go fuck your basic morality you piece of shit. You were actually doing your morality your kids lives wouldn't be at risk right now. And if you weren't so painfully fucking stupid the conflict would have been resolved by now. You are not doing this for your kids. You are doing this because if these people are exposed as frauds... People are going to stop giving them money and listening to them. Jordan wants people to give him money and listen to him so he is enlisting all of you to deprive me of both of those things. It isn't some vague appeal to the need for consequences either. There are no consequences to you doing what I want and you have already seen some of the consequences of not doing what I want. Suchir? Liam Payne? Who else? The Destiny porn girls? The men that Andrew Tate scams? You don't want to know. How many lives or you going to destroy or let other people destroy just to try to arbitrarily already my identity?"
by Hym Iam January 24, 2025
by yeah im a boi April 19, 2021
by toad307 November 26, 2015
by Izthizokay July 23, 2017
The average high school white boys playlist that they swear is straight heat. Mainly consists of Drake, Kanye, lil baby, overplayed hits from 2016, and one MGK song. This person also swears they are the best aux at parties.
Person 1: Broooo you have to check out my playlist, this shit is straight heat!
Person 2: dude, that such a basic playlist, just because you have Love Sosa in there does not mean you have a good playlist.
Person 2: dude, that such a basic playlist, just because you have Love Sosa in there does not mean you have a good playlist.
by FREE TAY K May 23, 2022
Oh look, there’s Grayson! He’s a hoe and he’s over there being average. Guess you’d call that a basic thot.
by Krispy Kream June 20, 2019