A man who is really into cutting boats in half and doing " ALOTA DAMAGE " then fixing it with his product.
"PHIL SWIFT HERE WITH FLEX TAPE"
by sehiers April 28, 2021
Phil Swift is the maddest lad ever....
I mean he sawed a boat in half... did you ever saw a boat in half... I dont think so!
I mean he sawed a boat in half... did you ever saw a boat in half... I dont think so!
by Tarix__ December 12, 2018
by Suvjet November 14, 2017
Phil swift is here for flex tape.
by Reincarnated tanuki September 22, 2020
A god to all human beings. Creator of flex tape family of products
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil
by Phil Swift's bestie September 5, 2022
The most legendary user on stan twitter. Everyone wishes to have an ounce of his impact. He stans Taylor, Ariana, BTS, and Adele! The most tasteful user EVER! He's so kind and thoughtful...he never makes fun of anyone and he's so unproblemtic! His mutuals need to take notes.
Person 1: have u heard of Elias Swift?
Person 2: Duh?? He's like the most LEGENDARY user on Twitter i-
Person 2: Duh?? He's like the most LEGENDARY user on Twitter i-
by user9611 February 17, 2019