Rob

Someone who is too energetic, comes off as annoying. you want to tell him to settle down with all his remarks and high sprung energy but then you realize that this is just the type of person he is. needless to say doesn't have a lot of friends just a small group of people who he hangs out with. probably one of the most energetic smart asses you'll ever meet in your life has no chill and seems to be always talking about something that no one cares about. people tend to try to avoid him just because its so hard to keep up with his energy.

Rob) so you know today this happened and than I was like no way and then this happened and I was like what double no way

Person 1) (in my head) please shut up please shut up please shut up.

by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023

English Rob

When you're on an ass spelunking adventure but never receive your filthy brown prize.

I was down there for two and a half hours bro, but alas it was an English rob.

by Bobeedle June 15, 2023

Rob Zombie Flavor Index

Used to measure the calorie account of someone’s dick.

Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!

by Robin Zomborg December 11, 2021

New Rob Saah

To become the butt of several jokes on social media

“I just busted Aaron’s balls about a meme he posted this morning!”

“Ha! You totally made him the new Rob Saah!”

by 🥸💣🥸💣🥸💣 May 29, 2022

Rob Pearson

The most loving, amazing boyfriend to ever exist. He cares about everything and has the biggest heart in the world. He is small so he is the perfect size for cuddling. He spoils his girlfriend way more than she deserves. I love youuuuu

"I love Rob Pearson"

by bshsjanjajsnajs April 19, 2024

Rob Golden

Tis guy loves child porn and loves raping men and women of all ages this is because of the day of 1987 when he was a german solider of a dad in the second world war and when the aliens came to the world to share the detail of the other world. This is because of the behoove of the 1911 days when i was a 30s crip on o block this happened because cheef kief and digga d had beef with pop smoke for alot of times in the future.

You thought i was feeling you that Rob Golden a munch, Dog has cancer on stage 19 phantom forces

by Bob Rob Golden pagan face October 1, 2022

Rob

A rob is normally ginger guy who eats too much smelly food and makes the entire office smell like fish or something. Don't be like a rob.

Why does it smell so bad in here.

Ah Rob is here

by E580-07 May 11, 2018