salty fans live in the past

an annoying phrase invented by my friend abhi

Jimmy: "Hey Abhi, remember the Minnesota Miracle?"
Abhi: "Salty fans live in the past, Jimmy."

by michaelcarterwilliams_ May 29, 2020

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Half past moist

1: When it is not quite raining but water is falling at more than a sprinkle or a drizzle..

2: After a girl already climaxed and is still wet

"She's in a daze and still half past moist, I'm going back in!"

by Human_cum August 25, 2016

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When something happens, whether it’s a good or bad thing , and you look back at how different the outcome could have been if something had happened differently. Whether the events that led up to the moment were small or big, you know that the outcome would have changed for better or worse if you or someone else had not done what they did at the time. This feeling usually occurs when one is at a high or low point in their lives and they wonder how they got there. Then they look back at all the small things that had happened before that, sometimes as brief as a few hours or as long as many years. Afterwards the feeling is followed by relief and happiness when they realize that their actions were for the best and were well timed for them to be where they are now. On the other hand, dread and regret follow if what they did landed them in a bad spot and they keep thinking how changing the smallest action would not have put them where they are.

Jeff had a moment of Past Thought when he realized that he wouldn't had landed his dream job had he not offered a cup of coffee to his friend when they first met.

by Apple3.14 January 26, 2018

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Dark Past

A fatherless, motherless, confused, uneducated, mentally ill, idiotic, self-hating, ignorant, mud shark, coal burning woman who has abominably dated or has hooked up with inferiorly hideous non-white animalistic men in her past. She can also be a single or divorced mom that has non-white kids or has a desire to have non-white kids for a white knight simp beta cuckold man to take care of. She’s also usually a drug addict, an atheist that falsely believes that God The Father/Jesus Christ/The Holy Spirit are all black, anti-white, anti-conservative and “bisexual”. She also usually mostly likes non-white “musical” “artists” and “actors”.

Yo, I just found out from her other friend that I work with that she has a dark past, so I blocked her immediately because I respect myself and to save myself from an unwanted STD and possibly an innocent aborted child.

by Owl King June 14, 2023

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