Mop

To steal

Did you mop these ear buds from the store or use your own coin?

by Misha2c July 30, 2020

Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022

mopped

used as an insult meaning "embarrassed", comes from the word cooked also an insult.

nah you're mopped bruh

by kamb5x July 26, 2024

Mop

has absolutely no meaning tbh

(a slang word made by the youtuber yikes)

Bro is Mopped
bro is the Mopper
Bro is so moppy

by da mopper June 29, 2024

Mopping

Slang for the practice of self gratification but using both hands at the same time in an overhand fashion.

I caught Steve mopping in his room last night.

by anonymous July 13, 2023

mop

a thot; he or she that is a hoe

"you seen shawty on instagram wit bra?"
"yea her mop ass"

by davigocrzy April 19, 2018

Mop

To have a shit ton of hair in a relatively small space

Greg: Yo bro in my science class there’s this girl with an ugly ass mop on her head
Rowley: Oh shit dude my sister has one

by Marker000 August 9, 2024