by iammoist April 23, 2023
by The Wyatt Fan Club August 13, 2024
The most bottom in the world they will always claim they are a top or a switch but in reality they are a sad bottom.
by Pridedspartan99 February 25, 2021
Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.
The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.
by Finish Line October 05, 2022
A car that can only be driven by the best, the only MoistCr1tical. The Moist Mobile is the most powerful car, fast, durable, moist and very critical.
by somegoober October 08, 2023
This is how you describe a person who acts cowardly or pretends to be tough. You could call them a "pussy" also.
Joe: "Don't call me out when you're not confident enough to be called out. Grow some nuts you moist-ass clown!"
Jack: "Screw you!"
Jack: "Screw you!"
by bro-son February 05, 2023
by Lil' Nugg December 17, 2018