The Big log

A man whacks a log until they nut

Tommy was tied of doing it with his hands so he did the big log.

Tommy dose this because he gets no bitches

by The_big man March 15, 2022

Andy’s log

Andy’s log is a large cylindrical shaped hunk of feces which is used to clog the throats of his fans

God my throat got so clogged by Andy’s log

by Andy6 logs March 28, 2019

speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.

I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!

by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014

Jenga-log

A log in a bonfire that is perceived to be movable, but when displaced leads to the total destruction of said bonfire.

Jon stood up to adjust the logs in the bonfire, but he grabbed a Jenga-log and the bonfire was decimated.

by PhillyCheese87 July 19, 2009

log theory

A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.

Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.

by wordsmithphd June 7, 2017

bust a log

To have a shit

Steve - ''mate i really gotta bust a log''
Paul - ''go ahead boss just dont leave a floater in my toilet ok''

by Reading, Berkshire December 20, 2008

penis logged

This is a term to be used when someone is un-godly gay! The term refers to someone haveing so much semen in their butt it hardens, sort of like a log in their rectum, not allowing them to poop for several days.

Trevor (aka Cock Masta) you are so gay you are penis logged

by Uranyl October 31, 2004