The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a girl's vagina whilst simultaneously masturbating.
"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl down the street The Real Deal"
by blr416 April 18, 2025
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The Real Deal

An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.

Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.

Usage Requirements:
ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
'rubs his finger around her kitty

"THIS IS THE REAL DEAL BRO!!!!" '
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
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one more deal

A Cuphead FanFic Made by a great artist named KarlaDraws14. It has Cherry Soda And Sea Tea as the main characters, and in true Cuphead/Mugman fashion, they make a deal with the Devil
The One More Deal Fanfic is great in my opinion.
by TheRealMugman October 07, 2020
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Can’t even deal

Can’t even deal mean that you can’t even deal but shortens can’t be fucked this is mostly used by anna
by Anna the best bitch June 22, 2021
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sweet deal

Two words that a nice teacher named Mark says. They mean something that is poggers/something good that happens to you.
I just got a new car. That's a sweet deal
by plantz June 18, 2021
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womb deal

A deal so raw it hasn't even been born yet.
"I got such a womb deal today with my assignments! It sucks!"
by Finseed April 01, 2020
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