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Bad joke

Someone who goes for someone else's laughs and misses.
This guy/girl made one person he/she knew laugh with one out of every ten things he/she said, everyone else was angered by what he/she said. He/she is a bad joke.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
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Joke Palace

The opulent, grand, and otherwise immense residence of one or more Joke Lords.
Both Joke Chairs spend their days in the Joke Palace, concocting schemes and casting jokes on the peasants outside.
by Joke Lord December 24, 2010
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Trombone jokes

A trombone joke is a joke that often involves the numbers 69 and 420. They usually include the majority of dead 2012 memes, and referring to someone's joke as a trombone joke is usually an insult. Of course, some people find this humor hilarious and will take it as a compliment.
Cashier: That will cost you four dollars and twenty cents
Customer: Blaze it
Cashier: Sir, we don't allow trombone jokes in our store. That is a violation of our rules.
by Sockth January 25, 2019
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Cock Joke

A retarded joke about "COCK JOKE" a mans penis that "COCK JOKE" is thrown into a conversation at "COCK JOKE" random irrelevant "COCK JOKE" times so much it degrades the value "COCK JOKE" of what anyone is really saying...balls
Captain: Hey steve

Steve: Hey captai..."COCK JOKE"
by justsomebody13 April 2, 2008
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Your jokes

Incredibly awful
You:Why did the chicken cross the road
Dat guy:your jokes are trash
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Is that a fat joke?

A common response, usually used by women, to when they feel insulted about something that might be pertaining to there weight. Can also be used sarcastically.
Girl: I'm going to jump on that trampoline okay?
Boy: No, my that trampoline is bad, you'd break it.
Girl: Is that a fat joke?

Friend 1: Get out of the way! I can't see the TV!
Friend 2: Is that a fat joke?
Friend 1: Kind of.
(Slap!)
by jackoverthebox December 24, 2010
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joke killer

The person(s) in a group of friends or co-workers that all too often will end a funny strand of joke so terribly that it will seem intentional. The "killer" should be ridiculed for a large quantity of time after the kill, and to be presented with this definition and a right-handed slap of the face.
Dan "man shes so fat they're gonna have to open both doors to get her in."

Friends "LOL!"

Killer "ya and she prolly has to tighten her belt too! lol!"

EVERYBODY "wow wtf was that...stupid joke killer, go kill yourself"
by IceCreamPIMP May 22, 2006
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