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Taking the Piss

If your taking the piss it means you are being sarcastic about something but in a serious tone of voice
Friend 1: God look in the mirror ugly

Friend 2: Whatttt?? ;(

Friend 1: Haha, only joking. I'm just taking the piss ;)
by EbbyMc_03 May 16, 2016
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Take care

A nice and deceiving way of telling someone to ultimately fuck off!
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taking it to the dump

After taking a girl from behind you ejaculate in your hand and slap her butthole with it (therefore) taking it to the (dump)
by Joe_flameyurass February 23, 2015
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taking the proverbial

A more polite version of 'Taking the piss'

See taking the piss
From one colleague to another:

"I hope you don't think I'm taking the proverbial by asking you to do this work"
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take a toilet

Wooo-Dallas! Do I EVER need to take a toilet! Them pigskins done eat my colon to pieces!
by mangusforeal June 18, 2006
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smoke take

Similar to a spit take, but with smoke.

A comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.
A classic spit take premise involves the sipper becoming aware that their drink contains some unexpctedly outrageous ingredient (e.g. breast milk). Similarly, in a smoke take:

Person A: This cigarette is the best!
Person B: You know that's made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
Person A:*violent ejection of smoke*
by kavehcito January 26, 2011
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Take a Biden

To take a massive dump so big you have to flush 80 million times.
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