chode

a derogatory term for someone who is unusually short, stocky and/or fat

Look at that chode! Is he an extra from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? He could crawl up my ass and I'd never notice!

by StupidDummySlut April 28, 2004

chode

this means that someone has the same length dick as it is wide.

"u couldent shag no one with that chode.

by joseph.g December 12, 2007

Chode

A person who's neck is the same circumference as thier waist. Not implying overweight, just WIDE.

Origin of word use: Long Island circa 1974

"Hey John look at the guy over there. Man! he is a damn chode if I have ever seen one."

by Rabdawg September 2, 2005

chode

1)a penis wider than it is long.
2)some one that is gay

1)tim (betts) has a chode
2) tim is such a chode

by sharon betts July 24, 2008

chode

The area of skin between a man's penis and his anus.

I think your chode is nice.

by Segibson June 30, 2005

chode

it's a peice of shit that is larger than a dingleberry yet smaller than a turd

I flushed and a chode floated back up

by Carl Jenkins June 29, 2003

The Chode

A guy who closes closets with tape measures instead of actually doing work. They also have a strange resemblance to Millhouse on the Simpsons.

Metzler wasted time all day. He's a real the chode.

by Steak_N_Shake May 4, 2021