squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.

Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.

by Frozeninhell June 10, 2016

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Squeezing Teabags

When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.

Man, I was with my girlfriend yesterday and she started squeezing teabags, it was intense.

by Gazelle Attacker August 19, 2006

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dick squeeze

A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.

Also asswipe

Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that

Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze

by Coupeex150 January 2, 2024

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Denvich Squeeze

The look of death. In logistics, there are a lot of moving parts happening at every second of the day. When you miss your mark/target...the Denvich Squeeze pierces you letting you know you missed a key ingredient to success that fay.

Fred didn't send the location for the limerock pin point...so he received not one/but two Denvich Squeeze's. Barely made it out alive.

by Fupasnuggler April 11, 2023

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