im shifting

Accidentally recording yourself shifting to Zootopia
“Im shifting

“Im shifting! Is that the magical city of Zootopia? Where every mammal can be anything they want.”
by stan twice or die February 13, 2025
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shifting

shifting; a practice in which you move your subconscious onto another parallel reality. It is as if your soul — but you're technically still there — carries itself into another person in your 'desired reality'. the practice had been around long, even connected to religion.

there is no proof of this being real — however, many have claimed to do this practice. there are CIA documents regarding shifting, even.

and for you anti-shifters who cannot tell the difference between 'lucid dreaming' and 'shifting', lucid dreaming is just being aware you are in a dream and being able to control that dream. and for shifting, it is changing your entire mindset to move your subconscious into another reality, and it is way more realistic and vivid.
shifter: i'm gonna shift to .. !
anti-shifter: you can't shift, that's just lucid dreaming you idiot.
shifter: shove a stick up your ass, clearly you cannot tell the difference between lucid dreaming and shifting. get your facts.
by barkingcats July 17, 2023
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double stick shift

Sexually pleasuring yourself while driving a stick shift ( usually a male )
My girl didn't give up that was last night so I had to Double Stick Shift it on my way to work.
by DevTheReck October 15, 2017
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Labrador Shift

A turn at following your dog around with a baggie to get your stash back. Shifts typically last 3 days.
I had to take a Labrador Shift over the weekend, if ya know what I mean...
by myk247365 July 14, 2025
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Shifting on

When you date someone closely connected to your ex immediately after the breakup.
When Tammy started dated her exes brother she wasn’t moving on, she was shifting on.
by Katrina Rowanda August 1, 2024
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