As straight as a roman road

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"
by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013
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roman candle

the act of inserting a lit candle, firework, or tar dipped flaming torch into the anus, at speed so that the flame goes out upon insertion.
“dude, i gave michelle a roman candle last night. but i wasn’t fast enough, and the firework went off. She shot 4 feet in the air! she had no time to use the safe word. we’ll stick to regular bdsm i think.
by jef weulard October 17, 2021
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Roman candle

When you want your sex life to be ‘on fire’ so you light a candle and stick it in your partners ass while dripping hot wax on their nipples.
‘When keffory gets really excited, he begs me to light him up like a Roman Candle!’
by Sparkle prncs December 12, 2021
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Roman Candle

When you lie down on your back and have sex for exactly 11 minutes and 22 seconds, only to cum straight in the air. Normally done for special occasions. Can also be done by pouring hot wax into the urethra.
Joe:Hey, you wanna do a Roman Candle?
Random Bitch:Sure.
by rebby1313 June 29, 2021
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romans 12:20

Romans:20 - if your enemy is thirsty ,give him something to drink .

Or if a mf keeps trying to get at your girl like a snake bitch run this on him . Tell you and your girl is on some freak shit and ask if if he down for a 3 some ?? Thirsty mf of course he is set up some video shit get shit started hit em wit 1st things first he gotta suck some dick 1st then he can get some pussy !!!! He can get taste of dick in his mouth on video of course then be like she ain't wit it t how these nuts taste mf kick his to the curb ! You ain't no fag for getting the trick to eat dick . That's teaching tricks lessons Funny ass fuck .
Definition of Romans 12:20 defines how certain characters deserve to be treated .Always gonna be some disrespectful fuck that has to be madea example of to an extreme .Romans 12 :20 clearly guides believers to~ if our enemy is horn I mean hungry , feed him a big swollen dick to such on an laugh at his dog ass . He can get a taste ....legendary script flip . Me I got dick suckered , nutted in her and had him on his knees slurp nut out my girl laughing and video taping kstole his dope , kicked his ass out trick ass . Learn the hard way. Bible defines how to treat my enemies , will do
by Han $olo October 03, 2021
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roman leapfrog

An event where a group of naked men and women arrange themselves in leap frog type position and proceed to engage in anal sex (with the women wearing strap-ons) starting with the individual at the rear.

The person at the rear will rectally penetrate the participant in front of them. After climax will hop over the remaining individuals.

The cycle continues until all participants have been penetrated and have reached orgasm.
I lost my anal virginity at a Mardi Gras orgy in New Orleans where they were playing roman leapfrog.
by Smirkbetweenyourlegs March 27, 2015
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The new Roman

The act of getting drunk, meeting a nice girl, getting to know her, fall in love with her, having regrets because you have a girlfriend, fuck her on the toilet.
I am sad, because i had the new roman with Jessica last week.
by hhlover69 August 18, 2018
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