My whore sister became a ramp lizard when she discovered the local truck stops were overrun with lot lizards. She's not doing too well.
by Farsiite April 19, 2016

by axtrosity April 9, 2021

The rainbow lizard is a playful and spontaneous creature that engages in tongue darts without any predictable pattern, often leaving the recipient awkwardly bewildered.
by Corgie Kart January 12, 2024

A man who enjoys banging really old women . Often, these women are dried out and have lint inside their cooch.
by ringleader March 17, 2012

by Lizardchaser July 27, 2022

Jim: I gotta tell you Tyron, Tim is one cool cat
Tyron: ikr, but have you seen his friend Mark
Jim: What about mark
Tyron: Man that nigga is a lame lizard, shit clothes, shit glasses and everything he is super lame
Tyron: ikr, but have you seen his friend Mark
Jim: What about mark
Tyron: Man that nigga is a lame lizard, shit clothes, shit glasses and everything he is super lame
by Tigurz March 10, 2015

Guy 1: woah dude, i think Mark Zuckerberg is looking at me through my web camera.
Guy 2: Don't you mean that lizard robot?
*Before they could say anything they both get zucced by the FBI.*
Guy 2: Don't you mean that lizard robot?
*Before they could say anything they both get zucced by the FBI.*
by Loulou726 June 24, 2018
