THE PUNISHER IS A DEVIL GOD
by The definition of good and evi April 14, 2018
when your girlfriend says she use to be freaky so now you can’t do anything hot or freaky with her cause she doesn’t like it anymore
Friend: how’s you and your girlfriend?
Me: she’s a told me she’s a fake devil so now i’m breaking up with her
Me: she’s a told me she’s a fake devil so now i’m breaking up with her
by goatfucker November 12, 2019
A situation involving gaining something one would normally enjoy or benefit from, were it not gained by sacrificing some prerequisite to enjoying or benefiting from it. Also known as "The Treat Yo Self of the Magi."
He made a devil's bargain when he sold all of his teeth so he could afford a toothpaste advertised as "Our most advanced whitening formula yet!"
by Aldous Buttstuffe August 19, 2022
The sexual act in which the girl tugs on the man's ball bag so furiously as if she was lost at sea and it's the only motor that will take her home.. often resulting in some form of testicular or scrotal damage or destruction.
YO! LaFawnduh gave me such a good devil's lawnmower last night I had to go to the ER for emergency surgery. Shit was nice!
by bobo bumpkins August 03, 2019
by TAAAAYTAYYYTOT November 08, 2020
by 1/5 Make Peace or Die December 13, 2021
by Franklyserious September 02, 2021