Death lecture is a lecture given to you by an asian parent, stating everything bad you've every done in the world.
Asian Mom: John, you got B+, what wrong with you, you can't drive, you can't cook, you don't clean, you sit on your lazy ass all day...
John: *Get getting death lectured*
John: *Get getting death lectured*
by exxo56456451 April 21, 2007

A last ditch effort command to get rid of Tinder, Grindr, or any form of dating apps before someone else sees your phone
by Pokebuster64 November 3, 2019

by Androzz October 31, 2007

A co-worker whose shit and farts are so bad that they linger in the office bathroom and waft from his cubicle from morning to closing time, every day. They are so horrid that the rest of his co-workers flee for fresh air every time he lifts his ass and smiles with pride.
by The Conjurer September 20, 2019

the final test to get in the afterlife university.It is worth 100% of the grade and you have like 80 years to study for it. you only have one chance to take it and the worst thing is that it is a popquiz cause u never know when it is coming.
dude 1: yo bro did ya study for death exam? dude 2: naw im not dying anytime soon. piano falls over dude 2 dude 1: were you telling me?
by mannyalvarez August 8, 2007

Invented by adrian ,Levy Williams and the Mrl squad in 2013, the rope of death is when you wrap a girls hair around you hand and pull the death while hitting from behind
by Adrian levy williams January 23, 2014

A death boop is a boop in which I bestow the blessing of a persons disappearance upon the chat if the person just so happens to be an ass.
by Strangefrost September 10, 2018
