Batman

Man that has crossed over into fortnite whom we have lost. Hope the boomers get their heads out of their asses. Get your torches.
Fortnite Kid: Did you see batman in fortnite naruto running?

His older meming,gamer gril sister:I wish dad disowned you.
by Gamer7861 September 24, 2019
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BATMAN

The best goddamn superhero to ever live also known as god because he’s motherfucking Batman
Batman that’s it you idiotic
by The goddamn mother fucking Bat February 15, 2020
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Batman Shirt Theory

Description

Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

The Hero-batman fan

Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.

C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
by lhukmai October 20, 2012
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Batman

"I'm Batman" - Batman
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dank batman

Dank batman is a form of batman on a whole new level
Jeez dank batman is killin with his sidekick roobin
by Hsjajsnsb August 17, 2017
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Superman Batman

Someone who eats a lot and exercises. They got brains, but also lift weights and eat big to get big. They're muscular and also have big brains and a dad bod so kind of chubby, but it's muscular dad bod. And they eat meats, and eat all their fruits and vegetables. Yes, they eat some junk food sometimes, but they add healthy stuff.
Tony: I'm Superman Batman.

*Eats cheese and other foods.
by HawaiianPunch1 February 16, 2025
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