Stoned as a Cone

When you are so high that your functionality is the same as an orange traffic cone. (Specifically must be Orange)

"I'm stoned as a cone" Said Tone the Bone

by Kony Island October 12, 2017

stoned with emotion

Feeling a large amount of emotion, (ie. love, lust, angry, sad, happy, joy etc.) yet still appears to be tired, sleepy, or just really high.

Boy 1: Are you sure you’re happy? You don’t seem happy.

Girl 1: I am very happy, just stoned with emotion.

by Weld4cash October 7, 2018

Hag-stone

An incredibly hard stool, which is almost impossible to pass. So called either because it could only have been caused by witchcraft, or because it is so painful to expel that the sufferer’s face is contorted into a permanent grimace.

I barely slept - I was up all night with aching guts, trying to push out a massive hag-stone. I'll have to go to my GP if the suppositories don't shift it.

by DOGMAD June 28, 2018

Time stone

The time stone allows you to change time, create a time loop (like in doctor Strange) and manifest time itself. Thanos wears it on his thumb knuckle (infinity war/endgame) but originally wore it on the middle of his hand

The time stone can pause time as well

by Action movies (marvel) May 31, 2019

boosting stones

Having sex with a remote controller of a gaming system while smoking crack and beating Mario Cart for the umpteenth time.

Sorry I missed your call... I was boosting stones.

by @duckoff February 16, 2017

sober as a stone

you’re stone cold sober

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!

by stoneluver January 19, 2021

Rosetta Stoned

Someone you can barely understand when they are stoned, or someone who tries to speak a different language when stoned.

It's hard to understand Ben when he smokes to much, he gets Rosetta Stoned.

by esk1mo May 29, 2018