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Squid Kiss

Every day I wake up and am grateful for the sexy squid kisses across my back.
by vlogz17 May 8, 2023
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Squid bags

When one penetrates the penis far enough in the vagina , feces come out and stick to the scrotum.
Aye bro when I was railing your mom, she gave me squid bags
by Bigdaddypunz March 9, 2021
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Squid

a squid is usually stinky, cant close with girls, and worries about their outfit way too much. slang term for a squid is mada sairfed.
by mdidley September 10, 2011
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Squid Roast

Squid roast is a derivative of the common Australian Vernacular phase "spit roast". a Spit Roast, in turn, is similar to the American root phrase "finger cuffs" made famous in the 1997 film Chasing Amy by Kevin Smith.

A squid roast is when a particularly eager and morally apathetic lady takes as many cocks as she can. Similar to a gang bang and differs only slightly in that (8) is the magic number of cocks required to achieve true squid roast status.

The first (4) are pretty obvious, but finding places for the next (4) is quite challenging and often leads to a something akin to a snake mating ball.
My girlfriend said she wants a squid roast for her Birthday, and if I'm nice she'll let me watch.
by Yankee down under March 21, 2022
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Milking the squid

Taking overly elaborate measures to avoid a minor expense, e.g., maintaining an aquarium of squids and milking them for their ink to avoid the cost of printer ink.
I know it’s milking the squid, but these egg prices have me thinking about building a chicken coop myself.
by Armadillinguist May 1, 2025
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Thanos from squid game

Thanos from squid game will be the best person you’ll ever meet. He will make you laugh when you’re down. He is on drugs which is pretty disappointing but he is very fun and silly. Thanos cares about you and he always will. Too bad he got stabbed by a fork…
by ThanosLover230 January 4, 2025
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Squid

A sometimes derogatory, usually joking adjective used to describe nerds and grinders. People who fit this description are extremely interested in STEM, (allegedly) intellectually superior, elitist, overly hardworking, and have few personality traits beyond studying and sweating. In some circumstances, the word 'squid' may be used as praise. Generally, a squid will evolve through the following stages: baby squid--> calamari squid--> giant squid--> colossal squid--> kraken. The squid is also the official mascot of the math team and is used on all the merch.
That dude is such a squid, he got a perfect score on the math test even though the average was 55%.
You're still grinding for AP exams even though you're a senior?? Holy squid, dude.
Bro, I just saw the squiddiest little kid I've ever seen passing by. He's the 5'3'' kid wearing the unwashed gray hoodie and bearing a strong aura of compsci.
by sammyjohn153 May 30, 2025
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