spray mucus

A connoisseur of very large buttocks, internet pornography, naked weight training. Often found in orange county or whereever migrant farm workers gather. Continuously chasing the elusive threesome and all long haired barn animals.

Keep Spray Mucus away from your goats.

by Hector Day Man December 13, 2006

Sorry for lifting bro

"Sorry for lifting bro" (SFLB) is statement used to respond to your friends that are trying get you to engage in other activities than going to the gym to training.

"Sorry for lifting bro" can also be used as a rebuttal to jealous comment from other gym goers that make negative comments about you physique to make them selves feel better because they cannot put in the hard work required to achieve similar results.

In short, its a kind way to tell those that are trying to distract or discourage you from reaching your fitness goals to, "go f#$& themselves" and no matter what they say or do, they will not be able to keep you from reaching your fitness goals.

Friends: "you should skip the gym and we should go out and get wasted"
You: "Sorry for lifting bro" Then take a picture of yourself working out while they are partying and send it to them with the caption "sorry for lifting bro"

Guy in the gym: "you're only bigger than me because you have better genetics"
You: "Sorry for lifting bro"

by Mr Fitness August 23, 2014

Sorry

Something no one really means

I'm so sorry

by btmnlcs March 4, 2015

Sorry about the mess

A "get out of jail free" card for cleaning
syn. Stop judging me.

Sorry about the mess. It hasn't gotten bad enough for me to actually clean it yet.

by Yingerman August 7, 2015

Spray the infield

To order another round of drinks for the table.

You guys ready for another round?. Waiter, spray the infield.

by MahwahDenizen May 31, 2016

Sorry but the princess is in another castle

What you get for saving toad.

What toad says to you after you that fat turtle's ass.

Mario: FINNALY I'm done that green, fire spitting fat as turtle.

Toad: Sorry but the princess is in another castle.

Mario: Fuck you toad.

by Peach; Toadstool February 25, 2017

sorry my cat walked over my keyboard

An overused excuse boys use when they're rejected by females

boy: Hey, I have a confession to make. We've been friends for a while now and I just have this positive feeling whenever I'm around you..its almost as if we were meant to be.

girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend
boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat

by Meerkat511 December 15, 2022