spider pig

A pig trying to become a spider

Hey look at that SPIDER PIG
What are you talking about? Thats just a pig trying to be a spider.

by Inconclusive February 11, 2019

Spider-Man

Bryce. Just Bryce.

Bryce. Bryce is Spider-Man. Bryce.

by Asian Rady February 18, 2019

Spider-Man

Spider-Man (acted by Tom Holland) is a character created by Marvel, so that the beaches get more sand.

*at the beach* I love all this white Spider-Man!

by Santo Ananás September 25, 2018

Spider jerk

Sometimes called the quad jerk, or the four legged. When you try to jerk off with your feet, Both hands and fornicate yourself all at the same time.

Paul: “Did you tap Amanda last night?”
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.

Paul: Same!

by The unit42 October 8, 2018

RAIN OF SPIDERS

gary loves you

RAIN OF SPIDERS (spiders) (spiders)

by userhandlegoeshere January 25, 2023

Spider Cat

A cat with the amazing ability to stick to walls with suction cups and/or their sharp claws

Guy 1 the genius: Hey look a Spider cat!
Guy 2 the idiot: Whats a Spider cat?
Guy 1 the genius: A Spider cat is a cat with the amazing ability to stick to walls with suction cups and/or their sharp claws
Guy 2 the idiot: I won't remember that

by Weird definitions January 18, 2022

Spider Elf

A super sugar obsessed person most likely an elf . and often is a spider man fan who pretends to be him but gets to much into the role. and ALWAYS A DUMBAS*

joey: STOP EATING ALL MY SNACKS SPIDER ELF OMG!
elf: lol no....

elf got dropkicked to the face lol and got called a snack stealer

by JOEY PEACHES IS #1 March 11, 2022