Simp

A word that other guys call each other but never mean it. (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

Bro you a simp lol

by Georgethegenome May 19, 2021

Simp

When your friends leaves a game to talk to his other half

David is a simp for Emily when we play a game

by Carys May 27, 2021

simp

I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.

My friend is a simp, he turned down oxford for a girl. HAHHAHHAHA

by LeNing July 4, 2023

SIMP

A man who goes above and beyond for the women in his life, even if they are just his lowly staff. He is kind, too generous and puts everyone before himself.

He is the best part of a lot of peoples day and someone to admire.

Oh boss is such a simp. Let’s be like boss.

by bellearina August 22, 2023

Simp

A simp is all of the men that down voted all the definitions of simp.

Down voter reading the Simp definitions: *That's not at all how it is... I'm just a gentleman in touch with with my sensitive side and all women should be treated like a princess. She loves the way I spoil her".

Up voter: "She's just priming the money pump there guy. Tell her you want to get up in them guts or it's over and watch her next move ya fuckin simp".

by Hdotfly August 7, 2022

simp

gregory henry jackson

gregory henry jackson is a huge simp

by pimp4life16 June 9, 2022

simp

NOT a crush, but you find everyone attractive; you can never settle with one person for too long, unless you are a minor simp, so then you only simp for one or two people. But if you are a REAL simp, you will have such a long list you will forget half the people and randomly remember them. You're always adding more to the list, almost every day.

me: *takes 2 hours explaining how a ton of people are attractive*
friend: geez bro you're such a simp

by dnf_simp612 June 27, 2022