the sheet

the sheet has the coolest things in the world on it. All Saints star bares her soul. 5... 6... maybe 7 dollars.

i punch holes for mindas.

by the person who wrote this March 23, 2004

Sheets

Going down on someone after they crap in your bed.

He’s whipped by licking her sheets.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

sheet pudding

When a man pulls out and the semen gets on the sheets and she licks it up.

She enjoyed slurping up the sheet pudding!

by anonymous January 29, 2021

5 sheet

A way of describing a £5 note for absolute geezers.

Oi Geezer you still owe me a 5 sheet from when we betting on the races last week

by Hugh Janus 3000 March 25, 2021

sheet leopard

a leopard who fucks women in the sheets

Person 1 "Hey did you hear about that leopard that escaped the zoo?"
Person 2 "Yeah I hear it was a sheet leopard."

by ass_eater9000 March 30, 2021

suzy sheet

Suzy sheet isnt just a hobby, its a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled w thieves. its art, the first gift u open on christmas, a hug from loved one, its everything u ever wanted, its everything u need.

Suzy sheet is one of the best humans in this cruel world, she is the BESTEST friend you could have ever had.

by ITS ME RIA May 20, 2021

Foley’s shitty sheets

You dont wanna know

“Foley clean your shitty sheets”~ Ma
“They’re fresh Ma”~ Foley

Foley’s shitty sheets

by 1234jakdks May 4, 2021