testical soup

The act of cutting off a male testical and adding it to a batch of cream of onion soup. Served with bread and butter.

I eat "testical soup " every friday with my two sisters

by paintballkidd07 March 4, 2009

Blister soup

When a girl's herpes sores all erupt at once forming a puddle of pus in thier underware.

Dude: I was gonna' hit that last night til' I found out that ho' was cookin' a bowl of blister soup!

Other dude: yo that's some sick ass shit!

by big pimpliscious December 10, 2009

Midnight Soup

The end result of a masturbation session; semen.

I guess the only thing left is to go home and make some midnight soup.

by Ron Gunz August 1, 2011

pizza soup

Pizza soup is what one gets when they order a pizza and the delivery person drops it before giving it to you. As the pizza is dropped all the greases and ingredients swirl around together and when one opens the pizza, it looks more like soup than a pizza.

ex. ) I ordered a pizza from John's and when I opened it was pizza soup

by Walter 'Bearstradamus' Brzeski June 8, 2014

Carrot Soup

A ginger person's genital area.

I would like to dive into Alessia's carrot soup!

by drmaurice May 1, 2022

In The Soup

When a car dealer has way too much money invested in a used car and has to virtually give it away, just to move the unit.

Man, there a 680 with 2k equity, put em on the jeep. We're in the soup on that one and need to get rid of it!

by Townsend May 24, 2008

Chicken poo-dle soup

The type of poop delivered to your toilet bowl that has a brothy, sometimes chunky consistency. Typically diagnosed pre-release by the feeling of one's stomach turning into a slow cooker. Often caused by a night of heavy alcohol consumption.

"I shouldn't have drank so much beer last night, I'm brewing up a special batch of chicken poo-dle soup this morning."

by Douche Nuke February 26, 2017