raw sword

when you're walking down the stairs and you trip on your shoelace

Man! That was a pretty bad raw sword, am i right?

by Supermanjamz September 7, 2017

sword of the rings

Sex act where man wears a vibrating cock ring during sex and right before he comes stops to stick his dick in the girl's mouth at the same time yelling "where's my precious" in a creepy voice.

She fancied his thundercock in bed but wasn't expecting him to be a sword of the rings, too! Lucky fuck.

by TC Lover September 30, 2017

Uni-Shark Horn Sword

The sword that KA_TheLegend uses to fight off monsters, and bad guys. it shoots out rainbows, and its the Uni-Shark's extra horn, that can never break. and its rainbow colored.

You better watch out, KA_TheLegend is using his Uni-Shark Horn Sword!!

by KA_TheLegend April 23, 2017

Slut Sword

Someone that's slaying the sex game and just doesn't care who knows.

Man, Kate is such a slut sword! Did you hear about her night?

by Kshaulis April 23, 2017

mexican sword fight

When two people smash glass bottles for fighting purposes

"Hey man check it out. There's a Mexican Sword Fight going on outside"

by 1gqry236 May 17, 2017

Swords-man

When you doggy-style someone you yell "look a man" when she gets distracted you poke her with your dick on her forehead then stick a sword through her throat. Meanwhile she's deepthroating the sword you call her mother and ask for spanking and $21.

oh man, wanna go to the cinnema? I can use my money that i got while doing the Swords-man.

by Oh man oh boy oh girl nice tit November 15, 2017

Sworded

When you piss out your vaginal or penial gland and your Butthole at the same damn time.

I just sworded.

Damn she’s a sworder.

That man just sworded. Pause...

by Master Produkt May 8, 2018