Bart was effing his girl when Jodi asked for a swedish tricycle when she would’ve preferred a polish bikeride yaaaaaaaaa
by McGee888 December 16, 2021
Get the Swedish tricyclemug. Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.
Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.
Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."
John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025
Get the Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooningmug. by Deeptoot69420 May 9, 2023
Get the Swedish fish toenail growthmug. by flintnsteel October 23, 2022
Get the Swedish Backflipmug. The first time a naval vessel sails upon construction completion begins its initial shakedown cruise only to suffer catastrophic failure and sinks.
Not to be confused with other types of maiden voyages disasters such as the Titanic crashing into an iceberg or the Bismarck being scuttled on a bluff.
Not to be confused with other types of maiden voyages disasters such as the Titanic crashing into an iceberg or the Bismarck being scuttled on a bluff.
The naval ship Vasa suffered a Swedish Shakedown as it was built too top heavy and overloaded with cannons causing it to capsize in a slight breeze.
by KeoniPhoenix March 23, 2025
Get the Swedish Shakedownmug. Lots of cum being poured on something or someone.
Like it’s counter part the real Swedish Jacuzzi is pouring beef tallow on something.
The only difference is cum and a LOT of it.
Like it’s counter part the real Swedish Jacuzzi is pouring beef tallow on something.
The only difference is cum and a LOT of it.
by BrokeBob404 September 30, 2020
Get the Swedish Jacuzzimug. The act of placing your pursed lips on another’s orifice, any orifice, and then surprise them by inserting your pointed tongue into their orifice.
The sensation feels like someone slipped a wet Swedish Fish into their mouth.
The sensation feels like someone slipped a wet Swedish Fish into their mouth.
Have you ever given your friend a Swedish fish?
After I gave him/her a Swedish Fish she looked at me like a Swedish Fish.
After I gave him/her a Swedish Fish she looked at me like a Swedish Fish.
by Drock420 December 17, 2021
Get the Swedish Fishmug.