sealed unit 

The desired result of completely sealing something up.

Usually the result of the act of clothing oneself against the elements, commonly seen at UK festivals when festival-goers wear head-to-toe waterproof gear. It is often the case that a successfully sealed unit only occurs when an all-in-one waterproof suit has been used as the sealing agent.

Chrissy: I am definitely damp inside my waterproof jacket and trousers and it's not from trying to pee in a cup to save me going to the portaloos. My sealed unit is compromised.
Mark: I am a completely sealed unit in my all-in-one.

sealed unit by Tee Elle See August 5, 2011

sealtiel 

An absolute chad of a person. Sigma male

Yo dawg, u such a Sealtiel

sealtiel by Killlyxz June 8, 2021

Sealandball 

(This definition is not about a word you can use in everyday use. A Sealandball is a character a user may adopt to be as, and is only that.)

A Sealandball is a countryball whose identity is the independent micronation of Sealand.

A Sealandball mustn't be confused with the countryball of Trinidad and Tobago, whose flags are similar, but are entirely different entities. Sealand's flag follows as Red, White, Black (left to right); Trinidad's follows Red, White, Black, White, Red.

A Sealandball wouldn't go into the classification of countryball, as it is a micronationball, or be differentiated to become a userball. But for the sake of simplification, it is a "countryball" - a political entity represented by a ball with two eyes.

To use, have, or be a Sealandball means you are well-versed enough in geopolitics to know about it, and for that, I applaud you.

"Which countryball will you represent?"
"I will represent Sealandball!"
"Oh, obscure!"

Sealandball by NotBalticc November 30, 2022

self sealer 

when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.

Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit

Haley: oh really?

Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!

Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.

self sealer by golddustskies September 25, 2013

Talking to the seals 

Another word for vomiting. Used primarily by those who feel ill while on the water, such as a boat or during/after surfing, but is fun to use around those severly intoxicated and engaging in the act.

1. Sam had never been on a deep sea fishing trip before, and unfortunately spent most of it talking to the seals.

2. Cindy had a few too many drinks and spend the night talking to the seals.

Talking to the seals by WeezerTurboNerd August 23, 2004

clubbin baby seals 

Act of easily being able to pick up girls somewhere

"Dude,there were so many chicks there it was like clubbin baby seals."

clubbin baby seals by dick fitznisenteit February 9, 2009

SOCOM II: U.S. Navy Seals 

best game in the world for PS2
also see the first game SOCOM: U.S. Navy Seals

Valkir pwnz your n00b asses in socom

SOCOM II: U.S. Navy Seals by Brian January 24, 2004