Commit-and-Run

noun

The act of jumping with both feet into a quick, fully-committed relationship followed by immediate withdrawal.

adjective

Denoting or intended for demonstrating immediate commitment for the sake of quickness or effect rather than for permanency.

"My new boyfriend felt sure we had a connection from day one and were destined to be together; then scared the shit out of himself and ran away. I was the victim of a commit-and-run."

"commit-and-run men who lead women into believing that they are the one, in the first few dates, only to never be heard from again"

by Sky Spang November 20, 2019

Cheap to run

When a woman is low maintenance and appreciates the little things. everyday gestures Opposite to High Maintenance.
She is easy going and care free!

Im dating this great girl who is easy going and cheap to run!

by Murf01 February 19, 2018

cigarette run

When the family patriarch leaves his family with the excuse of getting a pack of cigarettes.

Gob left went on a cigarette run, leaving his baby mama and his child behind.

by 5buckis5bucks March 12, 2018

Shit and run

Taking a dump at work in another department's bathroom and leaving before anyone recognizes you.

I'm currently on the toilet in step 1 of a shit and run.

by OhNoOhYeah March 3, 2017

Temple Run

You tell your partner to open their legs and lay on the bed and you take a running start in hopes of jumping in at the last minute but you miss and hit the bed.

He got a penile fracture while hoping to temple run his girlfriend!

by Twistednutzz August 12, 2016

Ninja Run

The act of defying buoyancy by lowering your body with arms parallel to the ground beside you, and running along the ocean floor at unbeatable speeds, for amazing distances. Only talented bosses can ninja run correctly.

'Hey bro nice ninja run!'
"thanks man'

"ebony! excellent ninja run!'
"cheers"

by rosebudp January 17, 2013

get it in and run

The act of leaving shortly after having sex.

Jane: Well, I have a long day tomorrow. I really have to get going.

Andre: Get it in and run, huh? I should have known!

by subsistence17 May 5, 2012