The creation of this marked the fall of the roman empire. The oculus is a design so mindless only the most imbecilic humans could have dreamed it up. If you visit it bring your umbrella for the bird poop and rain.
Person 1: I went to see the roman oculus the other day
Person 2: wow did you lose intelligence when you saw how stupid it was?
Person 1: probably, a bird pooped on me too. The rain coming through washed it off though.
Person 2: wow did you lose intelligence when you saw how stupid it was?
Person 1: probably, a bird pooped on me too. The rain coming through washed it off though.
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