religion

The first scientifically verified method of teaching chimpanzees to be racist.

The invention of Collective Identity.

-"These people aren't real Romans! They're filthy little Macedonian Pagans!"

-"Take it easy Carl, they have freedom of religion you know..."

by zaraxianboy September 20, 2023

The Religion Of Jah

Jahism is a religious branch of Christianity, Originated in the United States. The Religion of Jah is based on the head god, his mentor, three saints, and three henchmen. The god of Jahism is unknown but referred to as Jah, thus Jah is also considered the head of the three saints. The Three Saints conprise of XXXTentacion, Adolf, and Sal from Impractical Jokers, each of these saints also have "henchmen", with these being Hampter, Biggie Cheese, and the Thumb from Spykids. Common practices in the religion include punishments such as Neutering and edging.

"Bro, youre a Simp Catholic Christain?"
"yea, ive always wanted to know how to become a chad like you"
"easy bro, just follow me to the Church of Jah and join the Religion of Jah"
"Wow! now i can be the biggest chad in the world!"

by Yoboichickennugg December 4, 2021

religion

Something that people like to believe in, that serves to explain something when all else fails or as an excuse for something.

"We will spread our religion to them, and tell them it's the correct way."

by mrcockboy October 16, 2021

anime religion

we worship all anime and hentai in the anime religion

1:hey are you part of this religion

2:no what is it
1:anime religion

by minetas purple pubes September 17, 2021

Masonite religion

The Masonite religion A religion in which it is required to show their buttholes to join the church, fornication on the regular is also used to practice celebrate the holy one, marijuana use it a requirement when attending meetings. The holy one has the golden butthole, the holy ones buttholes are molded out of concrete slabs that can be seen at the Masonite church

Masonite religion

by Buttholemasonite September 17, 2021

true religion genes

A Mormon or former Mormon who has really good physical genes but may or may not have mental abnormalities

Girl one: do you see that cute guy over there? I think he’s Mormon.
Girl two: yeah but he can’t seem to keep his apartment clean.
Girl one: talk about true religion genes.

by Ingredients September 20, 2021

RedPassing (religion)

RedPassing religion,Is a religion where you can’t show the top of your head during the daylight

Timmy respectfully wheres a hat during daylight hours cause he is RedPassing (religion)

by Billybobsamueljr October 1, 2021