rancer

a human who comes from/hangs out in the mish dwag

tom is an all round rancer

by mungett December 14, 2008

Racket a skank

An act illegal in every state of the U.S.; when someone shoves a tennis racket or similarly shaped object into either the vagina or anus. Whether the racket goes in thin, or wide end first, is a matter of flexibility. Sometimes referred to as "racketing".

"What do you think Goatse can fit up there?"
"I bet I could racket a skank with with on no lube."
"lol wut"

by Oti March 9, 2008

Racker

1. being really really awesome
2. a person who does stuff that are retarded but cool in a way

1.
dude 1: i got a $150 hoodie
dude 2: nice
dude 1: i know
dude 1: here, ill show you
*shows a really awesome hoodie*
dude 2: racker!!!

2.
guy 1: i jumped off a cliff yesterday
guy 2: haha wtf
guy 2: how high?
guy 1: just about 8ft
guy 2: wow racker!

by the dantey April 23, 2009

Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket

A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.

Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket

by KnowWhat Imtalkin bout January 1, 2012

Raped by a Rake

1. When you get proven so wrong that you have nothing to say.

2. When someone does something terrible to you and you can't do anything back.

Dude, I got raped by a rake in math class today when Sarah proved me wrong :(

by xFreedomx March 4, 2009

Racker

Someone who fluffs breasts of strippers at tittie bars or houses of sexual intercourse usually a male.

Where is the racker my tits are so droopy right now!

by fluffer butt July 23, 2007

Ranked

ranked1
raŋked/Submit
verb
1.
To perform the act of masturbation
"He said he was afk, but we all know he went to play ranked"
synonyms: Wank, Choke the chicken, flog the one eyed snake, toss, Stroke-and-go, Rubbing the rod.

"Brb guys, playing ranked"
"i need a new league account, mine got banned"

by ToyCat June 23, 2016