A Park Ranger’s Breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a lubricant during sexual intercourse ,then once both party’s have finished, a sprinkling of all purpose flour is added to the female genitalia, which should be hastily eaten hence fourth the park rangers breakfast
Mate I ate good this morning, Jane let me dine on a park ranger’s breakfast! I’m so full of man batter and discharge.
by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025
Get the Park Ranger’s Breakfastmug. by stlrsfan October 22, 2011
Get the Rectom Rangermug. by Miss Mona February 21, 2025
Get the crew cab rangermug. by Probabypuncher May 28, 2017
Get the ranger dickmug. A unit of measurement originating at the Philmont Scout Ranch defined as precisely the distance between you and your destination. Originates from the common Ranger practice of responding to any crew's questions about distance between two points with "about a mile," regardless of how long the actual distance may be.
Scout: "How far from here to Baldy Mountain?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
Scout: "A real mile or a Ranger Mile?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
Ranger: "About a mile."
Scout: "A real mile or a Ranger Mile?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
by anonymous August 7, 2024
Get the Ranger Milemug. The high tech academy which has pretty good teachers, it specializes in being a STEM school and has the most drama. As nicknamed by the North Ridgeville Academic Center "Gay school" We are mostly straight white kids who have a high IQ and are planning on the most wacky futures ever
Person 1: Lets get to class so we can Scamper up a spandacular plan!
Person 2: Hoorayaby dodilytootily!
Person 1: Ranger high tech academy teaches me about tech and helps with learning stem!
Person 2: Hoorayaby dodilytootily!
Person 1: Ranger high tech academy teaches me about tech and helps with learning stem!
by anonymous February 27, 2023
Get the Ranger High Tech Academymug. The act of masturbating with the stranger but because you want to create your own word you call it a ghost ranger and pretend like it’s a shooting term
by Dr.Brian February 18, 2022
Get the Ghost Rangermug.